Cocaine Cocaine Uber Alles< (Cocaine Cocaine for All)

It has just been revealed that in WWII Nazi scientists developed a cocaine-based drug to boost the performance of their soldiers.

The drug was codenamed D-IX, and was tested on prisoners at the Sachsenhausen concentration camp near Berlin in 1944. The buzzed-up prisoners were reported to have marched for 90km without rest, loaded up with 29kg weights.

The end of the war came too fast for the drug to be put into proper circulation, but it is suspected that some stockpiles survived.

Any old Nazi war criminals reading-

Please send us some D-IX. Life in London is too shit to survive without drugs.
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