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Small Dick Men: British Blokes Fail To Measure Up

Author: Jonty Adderley (
Saturday, March 15, 2003
20 something British blokes are flocking to cosmetic surgery clinics to have penis extensions operations, the Independent revealed this week. The paper revealed that over 10% of all operations carried out by the Harley Medical Group's chain of clinics were enlargement operations, and theorized that porn films were making men insecure.

"The 'normal' flaccid (soft) penis is only 3.5 inches long and 3.9 inches in circumference," said the Independent.

"Erect, it is 5.1 inches long and 4.9 inches in circumference."

Patient having extensions are typically being aged between 22 and 37 and are subjecting themselves to treatments including liposuction fat transfer and, 'suspending weights from their penis two or three times a day for several months'. According to the Guinness Book of Records the world's largest penis is 16inches, the figure being an average of both soft and hard lengths (giving the average Brit a length of 4.3 inches)